Today's Engrish

[muckefuck]

Excerpt from a spam mailing originating with a straw hat company in Guangdong, China:

The hats are made of push, that is fine natural plant (without any pollution), surface innocuous coated; The push is very soft and toughness, knitted by a special technology method( about80 years history), being able to stand wear and tear.

Most of the product labels we were reading last Saturday sounded like that.