Rainbow warriors

[muckefuck]

I finally have a good response for the Greenpeace activists I can't help running into. They always open with the same question: "Do you have time for Greenpeace?" Of course, my honest answer is that I don't have the fucking time of day for Greenpeace. But they're always such nice guys (if a bit unkempt and underfed) that I would feel bad saying this. Now, instead, I can tell them:

"Depends. Are y'all going to go to war with France again?"

Comments

[fengshui.livejournal.com]

Ha! Is there a greenpeace convention in town or something?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

No, but I work on a campus. Student activists can be classed as an occupational hazard. (Though the one I most recently encountred was outside of a cafe in Edgewater. But that's right next to Uptown, which is congregation ground for activists. And roaches.)

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

You should open your properly stocked coat and ask: "Do you have Green for TimePiece?"