Highlights from last night's bottomless carafe

[muckefuck]

Thanks to febrile, in my mind Monday begs for bullet points. Herewith with have

• "It was yummy, but biological."
• "The problem with him was that he had a really, really big penis and he thought that was enough."
• "I could have an orgasm; I don't want a baby doing it."

(Speaking of rabbit, heterosex, and breastfeeding, respectively.)