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Newest word in my vocabulary: "beningering". A coworker informed me yesterday that he would be "malingering" after work in order to make up some of the time he missed due to a stomach flu. I told him that the word didn't really make sense for a positive choice like that and suggested this alternative.

I may have to beninger myself today depending on how long it takes me to get lunch.

Another cryptic message

monshu's big day is Thursday, May 14th. Contact me for further details.

Are my ears faulty...

...or did I just hear a grown man shout, "Holy Christmas Trees!" after stumbling over a loose paving stone?

(P.S.: Sorry for the Twitterite nature of today's posts. I've got something more substantive in the works, I promise.)