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[muckefuck]

Newest word in my vocabulary: "beningering". A coworker informed me yesterday that he would be "malingering" after work in order to make up some of the time he missed due to a stomach flu. I told him that the word didn't really make sense for a positive choice like that and suggested this alternative.

I may have to beninger myself today depending on how long it takes me to get lunch.