Poster boy

I stopped in at Big Chicks last night after dinner at Hai Yen and the colorist queen at the bar told us about someone he knew who'd tried to shove a baseball bat up his ass while high on meth and as a result now wears a colostomy bag.

Why don't we see him in the anti-meth ads targeted at gays?

Name of the day

Germain-Hyacinthe de Romance, marquis de Mesmon.