Quote for Owlet

Я люблю большие жопы и не могу пиздануть! А все мои другие братья не могут отказать, когда девушка выходит с малинким шкафутом, возбудитесь!

I've found religion!

How is it that y'all have let me go so long without hearing of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, the hot new religion that's taking the country by storm? For midgit's sake, it's the only religion whose theology explicitly incorporates pirates! It must be the best new faith since the Church of the Subgenius! (Actually, it's better since--by it's own admission--the CSG exists only to take your money, whereas FSM was founded to make an important political point.)