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Foot, Henry Martyn. Cutting capers, caper sauce and other poems (for monshu)

Inevitably, talk about the caber toss degenerated into talk about the caper toss, a central event at the Surrender Monkey Games. We concluded that it must consist of tossing the caper just so onto a saucy chicken breast some feet away.

Honourable mention: Sokal, Jerzy Andrzy. Dwunukleotydy nikotynamidoadeninowe w zatruciach ostrych niektormi substancjami toksycznymi (The obvious "that's easy for you to say"-type remarks will be pitilessly deleted.)