Anti-climatic rant

I swear, if I hear ONE MORE whiner baby bitch about how "cold" it is, I'm going to knock him across the chops, screaming: "It is NOT cold! Look, you can't even see your breath! It's 45 degrees! We spend half the frickin' year colder than this. If this is too cold for you, WHY ARE YOU LIVING IN THIS FUCKING TOWN? Move your bitch ass to Arizona or somewhere!"

Thank you for your indulgence.