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Apr. 22nd, 2003 08:31 am
Quotations on intimidation
When I told "Distant...but Cuddly" Monshu about how all our friends confessed they were too "intimidated" to cook for us, he replied:
In the ground-floor picture window of an apartment building I pass to and from work, there's a tremendous pink rabbit propped up. It's been there a while, but I only yesterday noticed the small sign tacked up next to it which says:
"Intimidate? Ha! really cheese sammies and milk with friends is just fine. Oh well."
In the ground-floor picture window of an apartment building I pass to and from work, there's a tremendous pink rabbit propped up. It's been there a while, but I only yesterday noticed the small sign tacked up next to it which says:
DOES ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD LAWYER?
I hit a kid who was trying to steal from me with a broken beer bottle. Turns out he was only hunting Easter eggs. My bad!