Eating Roo

Setting: Như Ý Forest Meat Restaurant, Little Saigon, Chicago
Cast (In order of appearance):
muckefuck
Vietnamese waitress
Smoking man #1
Smoking man #2
Smoking man #3
Smoking man #4
Smoking man #5
rollick
welcomerain
cassielsander
spookyfruit
Young mother
Smoking man #6
Young woman
Cute Asian baby

[Vietnamese Waitress seated at table with 5 Smoking Men]
[muckefuck entres]
VW: Ken ải hep yú?
M: I'm meeting some friends.
[VW shows him to a table in the front window. She brings him a menu. He peruses it briefly, then takes a deck of hwathwu from his bag and begins playing solitaire. She brings a pot of tea.]
M: Thank you.
VW: Hao menni pipưl câminh?
M: I don't know yet.
[VW leaves, returns with two more teacups. Smoking men #1-3 exit]
rollick entres]
M: You made it!
R: I feel out of it.
[M continues playing]
R: I've played an online version of that.
M: Probably not. This is a solitaire game. I can use these cards to tell your fortune. [shuffles] Here, cut the deck. [begins playing a new game]
[welcomerain entres and stands by the table]
M: Why don't you pull up a chair?
WR (looks out window): spookyfruit's coming. Besides, I like making you feel uncomfortable.
VW:: Yu laic tu muv tu bigơ tếbừl?
M: As soon as I finish this game.
( When will he finish the game? And what will it say about rollick? When will spookyfruit ever arrive? What will he be yelling when he does? Find out! )