"So you're tutoring a giant white rabbit?"

[muckefuck]

At lunch today, most tables were taken. I wandered around a bit before approaching a woman sitting alone at a four-top. "Mind if I sit here?" I asked. "Actually," she replied, "I'm waiting for someone I'm supposed to be tutoring." I noticed that someone at the next table was gathering his things and went up and asked him if he was leaving. He said yes, so I sat there instead.

Over half-an-hour later, I looked up from my magazine and saw that the woman was still sitting alone. As I stood to go, I said, "You know, I have some imaginary friends from my childhood. Maybe you could fit them into your tutoring schedule, too."

She was not amused.

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