Aug. 22nd, 2003 11:19 am
Workday risk analysis
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muckefuckI'm hiding out here in the public cluster until the sprinkler men complete their work above my desk. I thought about going back there, but...
Minus: Chunk of concrete could fall from ceiling and kill me (as almost happened to a co-worker).
Plus: Could stare up shirt of chubby young bear.
Minus: Young bear is least attractive of three sprinkler men. (If it were the white-haired daddy, well, I wouldn't writing this now, now would I?)
Plus: Could impress timourous co-workers with my sang-froid.
Minus: Cannot stop contemplating impact of dropped wrench on expensive electric equipment.
The mini have it!
Minus: Chunk of concrete could fall from ceiling and kill me (as almost happened to a co-worker).
Plus: Could stare up shirt of chubby young bear.
Minus: Young bear is least attractive of three sprinkler men. (If it were the white-haired daddy, well, I wouldn't writing this now, now would I?)
Plus: Could impress timourous co-workers with my sang-froid.
Minus: Cannot stop contemplating impact of dropped wrench on expensive electric equipment.
The mini have it!