Jul. 10th, 2003 02:10 pm

SAUSAGE!

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I've heard some unfortunate sobriquets for celebrities in the news, but "sausage beater" has got to be the absolute wurst.

Read the story here--if you dare!
Date: 2003-07-10 12:18 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] rollick.livejournal.com
Sounds like that race was a total sausage-fest.
Date: 2003-07-10 12:22 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com
Except, ironically, totally estrogen-powered. I can't decide if this kind of public humiliation is better or worse than having cheerleaders. All I can say is that it's somehow 100% Wisconsin.
Date: 2003-07-10 12:41 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] grahamwest.livejournal.com
There was at least one male sausage according to one of the news accounts I read. A 16 year old guy called Ryan won the race. I forget which specific variety of meat product he was costumed as.

That story (which I thought was on CNNSI but turns out not to be) also mentioned a Sausage-Pierogi race set for some later date. I had no idea food racing was such an important part of baseball.
Date: 2003-07-10 12:53 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com
Well, that's all okay then.

This is the Upper Midwest. One way or another, it's all about food. Too bad we won't be seeing the sausages take on the Albuquerque enchiladas or the Florida moon-pies next.
Date: 2003-07-10 12:51 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] rollick.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmm, estrogen-powered sausage. Juicy!
Date: 2003-07-10 12:55 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com
And, best of all, no bones!

But what can I say in praise of hermaphrodisy that hasn't already been said?

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