The Death of Imagination

"Berghoff" actually. If you look back through this journal, you'll find paeans to their original Loop location from the days before they turned heinous. (Basically, they staged a fake closing to rid themselves of their highly-skilled foreign-born waitstaff, then reopened as a self-service café.) It's a local landmark, so I cannot tell you how much grief that spelling has caused me over the years.

As for the rest, that's so hilariously old school.