Bullets over Tuesday

[muckefuck]

• Three cups of green tea seems like a good idea on a frosty morning until you remember you'll be riding the bus.
• On the bus a colleague informed me that the latest research shows you can't keep up with more than 150 friends. He then asked, "So how many friends do you have on Facebook?" Someone obviously needs to learn the distinction between "friends" and "Friends".
• Sucking lemons as a headache remedy--has anyone heard of this before or was Brick Shithouse just taking the piss?
• I don't know where that hideous little cabinet in the vestibule of our building came from, I only know that it isn't long for this world.