Mondegreen of the now

[muckefuck]

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy.
I took the wrong road
That led to
The wrong tendencies.
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme.
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique. (Depeche Mode, "Wrong")

First time I listened to this song I heard that last line as "I use the wrong makeup with the wrong technique." Another listen or two was enough to determine what it should've been, but I can't help singing it my way. It's Depeche fucking Mode, for Maybeline's sake!