The Death of Imagination

Our cat sort of ended up without a real name. When we got him, it was as a girl called Miaw. Chris thought it was kind of a lame name, so it got changed to Mia, which was close enough that he still answered and came to it. 2 years later after several vet's visits, the vet suddenly said "you know your Mia is a neutered male?" and so it's back to Miaw, which we don't use much. He also answers to Boy, Puss or Cat.