I don't like Mondays

[muckefuck]

This morning my train arrived just as I reached the platform. I ran down as far as I dared before jumping on and was delighted to find an entire end of the car empty. Peace and quiet and nobody kicking the back of my seat! Before I could sit down--before the smell even hit me--I spotted the gigantic piece of human excrement in the centre of the aisle.

It's been that kind of day.