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[muckefuck]

Goddamn, two weeks away from his place of employment has does wonders for my Big Ol' Bear. He's always in a good mood, frisky, outgoing, spendy (he just coughed up several hundred for air filters to spare my little lungs), cooking yummy Asian meals for fun, and seemingly never tires of having me around. All I need to do now is earn enough to support him so he can retire early.

Anybody out there want to pay me three times what I'm making to do the same work?