關羽萬歲!

[muckefuck]

So today is Guan Gong's birthday. Any suggestions what to get a 1,847 year-old deified Chinese general?

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[zompist.livejournal.com]

Chinese generals love chicken!

[jakflak.livejournal.com]

You can never go wrong with Godiva chocolate.

[richardthinks.livejournal.com]

Persimmons.

Or maybe a personal organiser. Definitely not a book of wise sayings.

[bunj.livejournal.com]

Mongolia

Or maybe Vietnam.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

On the contrary, Guan Gong is commonly depicted reading the Confucian classic 《春秋左傳》("The Spring and Autumn Annals"). According to the characterisation of him in 《三國演義》("Romance of the Three Kingdoms"), he could frequently be found reading a copy of it in his leisure time.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

"Take California"

trite but true...

[monshu.livejournal.com]

Can you ever go wrong with candles, flowers, incense, and fruit? And replace water offerings with some good strong liquor!

[wwidsith.livejournal.com]

Socks?