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muckefuckY'know, I might be able to develop some interest in While You Were Out if the host weren't a smarmy bitch without a hint of charisma. Who woulda thunk it was that hard to be Paige Davis? Even the balding fey Aussie gardener can't compensate for her irritating shallowness--he's fun, but no Frank.
And we've always known Hildie to be a menace, but I'm finally convinced that--for the good of humanity--she must be stopped. Now. I just saw Hay Girl staple 6,000 flower heads to every wall in the bathroom of a nice, Southern couple that probably never did anyone any harm. Unless they are a husband-wife serial molestation/murder duo, they definitely never did anything to merit having their handsome cabinetry spray-painted GOLD METALLIC and cut out to allow for backlit RED VINYL PANELS.
"Saw" is actually a bit of overstatement. I couldn't bear to watch most of the time. I relied on Monshu's reactions to gauge just what new level of decorating horror the Princess of Darkness had achieved. "It screams 'whorehouse'. Not 'bordello'--'whorehouse'."
And we've always known Hildie to be a menace, but I'm finally convinced that--for the good of humanity--she must be stopped. Now. I just saw Hay Girl staple 6,000 flower heads to every wall in the bathroom of a nice, Southern couple that probably never did anyone any harm. Unless they are a husband-wife serial molestation/murder duo, they definitely never did anything to merit having their handsome cabinetry spray-painted GOLD METALLIC and cut out to allow for backlit RED VINYL PANELS.
"Saw" is actually a bit of overstatement. I couldn't bear to watch most of the time. I relied on Monshu's reactions to gauge just what new level of decorating horror the Princess of Darkness had achieved. "It screams 'whorehouse'. Not 'bordello'--'whorehouse'."
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