Hell does freeze over

[muckefuck]

I can't ever see a title by the Doctor Angelicus without recalling my second-favourite description of my alma mater: "A Baptist university where Jewish professors teach atheist students Thomas Aquinas." (Sometimes told with "Jewish" and "atheist" swapping places; I guess it depends whether one's thinking of the Leopold-and-Loeb-era or the WWII-era.)

My favourite summation, of course, is "the greatest collection of neurotic adolescents since the Children’s Crusade." (Again, A.J. Liebling had a particular, earlier era in mind, but it's not a wholly inaccurate description of how the College was in my day.)