Quote for Owlet

[muckefuck]

Я люблю большие жопы и не могу пиздануть! А все мои другие братья не могут отказать, когда девушка выходит с малинким шкафутом, возбудитесь!

Comments

[owenthomas.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, Da. That's nice. We like big butts, too.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

It's so weird how that doesn't scan with the tune of the song ...

[owenthomas.livejournal.com]

I know, I really expected better from Da.

[electrikalstorm.livejournal.com]

My Russian's not the greatest, but once I looked up "жопы" I got it and nearly wet myself laughing.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I never said it was my own translation, now did I? I found it on liveJournal; that's why the subject heading is "Quote for Owlet".

I'm sure that snowy_owlet, with her poetic gifts, can easily edit it to fit the metre. (Speaking of poetic gifts, Owlet, what about Rilke? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE RILKE?)

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I HAVE TO HAVE A BRAIN CELL FREE FIRST!

yeesh!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

You should be able to versify Russian in your sleep!

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I'm so rusty that it's embarrassing. I R LAME.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

never said it was my own translation, now did I?

I figured not -- considering your reaction to Russian's akin to someone's feeling towards an STD, I KNEW it couldn't be yours. ^o^