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Now that the trickle of entries has finally dried up, I'm officially closing my Exciting Imaginative Contest: Explain What Ruined Da's Jacket. Many thanks to all who entred. Those would be, in a particular order[*]: [livejournal.com profile] almeda, [livejournal.com profile] kayiwa, [livejournal.com profile] 0595, [livejournal.com profile] bunj, [livejournal.com profile] rollick, Ken, and [livejournal.com profile] hitchhiker. With such creative entries, it was only by applying the most rigourous and objective criteria that a single winner could be selected.



Mr Ken Mollpeartree! Come on down! You requested as your boon:
a Russian name for Sheila's command chair, so that I can trade it to her for a sour-cream apple pie.
In the interest of preserving the secrecy of this name of power, I render it below in the mystical alphabet of the Apostle to the Moravians:

???????-??-??????

Other prizes as follows:

[livejournal.com profile] bunj had by far the tersest entry. His new name, Hom, is from that tersest of languages, tlhIngan Hol.

[livejournal.com profile] almeda saw beneath the flimsy veil of consensual reality the horrifying cosmic truth. Her new name is rendered in the extinct and cacophonous language of Carcosa and I shall not bring excidion on us all by uttering its eldritch and demoniac syllables here.

[livejournal.com profile] hitchhiker gave the most scientific explanation. He will be named by the most rigourously mathematical of all languages, Classical Arabic. You may all call him Musâfir al-Meidânî.

Again, thank you all for your participation. When the revolution comes and your backs are up again the wall, it will not be forgotten.

[*] My next contest will be...guessing that order
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