The Death of Imagination

I say it's a conspiracy by Master Card to make you charge up some more credit for them. You know, maybe they used leprechauns with mideval surgical equipment or maybe those worm-humans that came to the U. S. on that nuclear Russian ship on that episode of The X-Files did it. Maybe a gynecologist discovered his lover is seeing another woman and in a fit of rage he stabbed at your jacket blindly with his speculum. Maybe an industrial worker borrowed your jacket while you were sleeping for her job in the factory's night shift and then returned it before you awoke, but in that night she got involved in an industrial accident and if it weren't for your jacket her arm would have been pulled off at the socket.