Four things to that have nothing to do with Benny 16

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1. Last week, I followed a link to a video of some chubby Dutch guy lip-synching and dancing to O-Zone. Today, I wanted to find it again so I typed "fat dutch man" into Google. It was the number one hit.
2. What is the name of the German company that produces high-end gay male soft por erotica? You know--coffee table books of scrupulously tastefull (FFFO) black-and-white photos of muscle-jobs naturalistically posing?
3. We had an entertaining chat about creepy-crawlies at Chinese class last night. Our teacher couldn't quite explain to us what a 壁虎 (lit. "wall tiger") was. She insisted it wasn't a lizard, but it was something soft that climbs on walls and eats insects with its tongue. (Sounds like the beginning of joke, doesn't it?) It is, in fact, a house gecko.
4. BTW, the beginner's class begins tomorrow night. Wednesdays, 6-8, $50 for eight weeks. Call the Chinese Mutual Aid Association if you're interested.