Sep. 1st, 2004 09:00 am
Ass-fucking morning thoughts
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muckefuckSo today I come into work and the Yellow Cap Daddy is DOWN ON ALL FOURS in the middle of the floor, his lovely ass toward me. As I walk to my office, I get a lingering look at his entire body in perfect profile. HOW CAN THE GODS TO THIS TO ME???
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monshu, report to my workplace immediately for savage rogering!
In other news, my third(!) ATM card has arrived in the mail and it has exactly the same error as the first one! Once the sense of despair and resignation fades, I will make yet another pilgrimage to the bank to ask them WHO I HAVE TO FUCK in order for them to fix this. Just point me to them, I'll helpfully say, and I'll drop trou and begin hammering away.
monshu, report to my workplace immediately for savage rogering!In other news, my third(!) ATM card has arrived in the mail and it has exactly the same error as the first one! Once the sense of despair and resignation fades, I will make yet another pilgrimage to the bank to ask them WHO I HAVE TO FUCK in order for them to fix this. Just point me to them, I'll helpfully say, and I'll drop trou and begin hammering away.