Mar. 5th, 2004 09:29 am
Schadenfreudige Stimmung
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muckefuckAshcroft hospitalized with severe gallstone pancreatitis
Edit: In other celebrity distress news, I can't tell you all how relieved I am that a notorious corporate criminal like Martha Steward will soon be behind bars, no longer able to threaten the public well-being with her scandalous securities shenanigans. I hope she's made to pay back every bit of her $51,000 in ill-gotten gains! Unscrupulous stockbrokers everywhere must be trembling in their boots.
Edit: In other celebrity distress news, I can't tell you all how relieved I am that a notorious corporate criminal like Martha Steward will soon be behind bars, no longer able to threaten the public well-being with her scandalous securities shenanigans. I hope she's made to pay back every bit of her $51,000 in ill-gotten gains! Unscrupulous stockbrokers everywhere must be trembling in their boots.