Aug. 4th, 2010 08:13 am
My morning oats
As we were parting last night, Tuppers (a.k.a. the BMS) informed me of his pending dental visit. When I asked if he suffered from folkloricly bad British teeth, he replied, "I've had more root canals than you've had hot meals." "It's because as a child you would start every morning by stuffing your mouth with a handful of toffees." He laughed and retorted, "While you were having a bowl or oatmeal."
Suggestible creature that I am, I decided this morning I would have a bowl of oatmeal. I managed to bollocks it up from start to finish. First I scalded the milk (despite thinning it with water, as I always do). Then I let it boil over. When I took it off the heat, it was undercooked, but out of sheer bloody-mindedness I downed it all anyway.
Suggestible creature that I am, I decided this morning I would have a bowl of oatmeal. I managed to bollocks it up from start to finish. First I scalded the milk (despite thinning it with water, as I always do). Then I let it boil over. When I took it off the heat, it was undercooked, but out of sheer bloody-mindedness I downed it all anyway.
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