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I was riding home on the shuttle last night when suddenly the person sitting next to me said something unintelligible. I gave him a stupefied stare as he repeated himself and caught the word "lac". Finally, it dawned on me that he was asking if that was Lake Michigan out the window. In French. So I said, "Sí". I excused my bewilderment by asking myself why a complete stranger would just up and address me in French and then I went back to reading my book. Which was in French.

I've known for weeks that they were turning off the hot water chez nous at 8 a.m. this morning in order to install new hot water heaters. I told myself it wasn't a problem since I'd be out of the shower before then anyway. But I got inspired to do some calisthenics after downing my tea and ended up having to wet myself with an ever thinner, ever colder trickle. I rinsed the conditioner out of my hair in the sink. Oh, and right before I came downstairs, I started the dishwasher running.