Want to know what pain is?

I think the owner of Pita Pete's may have stumbled upon the absolute worst radio station in Chicago. In the time it took me to inhale a chicken gyro, I was subjected to Billy Joel, Bryan Adams, and REO Speedwagon. The only bright spot was "Material Girl"--one of my least favourite Madonna songs, but in that company it shone out like a pure pop gem.

Before I left, I chatted a bit with Pablo about the Watchman movie. I told him I wasn't really down with the casting of Billy Crudup as Doc Manhattan and said, "Whew, for a minute there I thought you were going to say 'Billy Crystal'." "Right," I responded, "with Billy Crystal as Rorschach!" Who wants to finish shadow-casting that abomination?