Bourgeois twat update

So what have we learned? That dental floss can stay by the sink, but a nightguard should be kept in the cabinet. That a scrunchie can go on the towel ring with the handkerchief I use to clean my glasses but that a hairbrush gets put away. That underarm deodorant can stay out with the collection of colognes, and that hair gel belongs in the shower.

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When the vending machines upstairs are low on coins, they flash the message, "USE CORRECT CHANGE". As a descriptivist, I find this deplorable. Just because my change isn't precisely what you'd prefer, that doesn't make it somehow "incorrect".