Professor Plum in the bedroom with _____

Okay, unlike the last fill-in-the-blank, this is just a straightforward elicitation to gain insight into a grammatical question which popped up on linquaphiles. (Obviously I can't tell you what the question was before you answer without prejudicing the results, so be patient.) All I want is the first thing that pops into your head.

"He was squatting down on his _____ cutting out paper hearts with _____."

WotD: coffee table

1. der Couchtisch
2. de salontafel
3. la mesita de centro
4. la tauleta de centre
5. la table de salon
6. y ford goffi
7. an bord caife
8. 거실 테이블 (居室 테이블), 커피 탁자 (커피 卓子)
9. 咖啡桌 kāfēizhuō