2000

In the absence of any really useful advice, I turned to monshu for suggestions on what to put in my 2,000 post. "Fireworks", he said. In other words, "Who needs text? Just post something celebratory!"

Sex, drugs, and a bleach blonde drag queen in a pink top hat--what could be more celebratory than that? (My apologies, grunter, that it's not something more gratuitously pornographic. Maybe at #3000!)