Living in the moment

• Spam of the Moment: Your wealth., casserole fish
• Mondegreen of the Moment: "Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela."
• Language of the Moment: Vietnamese. With all the Sinitic loanwords and grammatical similarities to Chinese, I figure it's like getting a bonus language for free, right? If only the orthography weren't so wacked, the North-South dialectal differences weren't so pronounced, and the vocabulary words would stick in my head a little better.
• Hero of the Moment: aadroma for taking his brother to a straight strip club and trying to scam some sugar for himself! (I've done the first, but I didn't have the big brassy ones to attempt the second.)