This is not a pro-smoking rant...

...this is an anti-government rant.

A few years ago, the county tax on cigarettes was 18 cents per pack. In 2004, the county board raised it to $1. As of St. David's Day, it will double to $2 a pack. Add that to the federal, state, and local taxes and you get a whopping $4.05/pack, the highest in the USA. Now, I don't buy cigarettes, so why should I care? Because this is immoral.

Why? Let me count the reasons:

1. It's highly regressive. Really, any flat tax is. It's easy to see how--just do the math: A pack-a-day smoker who was paying $1113.25/year in cigarette taxes (or more than I pay in property taxes on a one-bedroom in a hot neighbourhood) will now pay a staggering $1478.25/year. That's less than 1.5% of her annual income--if she makes more than $100,000/year. Someone making $20,000 will kiss goodbye to 7.4% of their earnings--and that's not even counting the price of the cigarettes! Now, which income bracket do you suppose more smokers fall into?
   
   (And it's worse than that really, since the richer you are, the more purchasing options are available to you. Lower-income smokers already pay more on average because of the markups at inner-city shops, whereas it's much easier for a richer person to order over the Internet or drive to Indiana for their smokes.)
2. It preys on the weak. Yeah, I know, smoking's a choice--that's what people say who have never tried to quit smoking. You know what else is a choice? Drinking milk. How easily could you eliminate all dairy products from your diet if the price of a gallon of milk suddenly doubled? ("But milk is a necessity." Oh yeah? Tell it to the Chinese.) Now run that scenario again, only this time imagine that lactose is the most physically addictive substance known. Smokers already pay a high price for their addiction in the form of societal discrimination and increased health costs. Does it make us feel good to know that we're making their lives even crappier?
3. It's discriminatory. Yes, smoking is a filthy, nasty, dangerous habit. (So's drinking. Guess which kills more innocent bystanders each year?) So are a lot of activities which are pleasurable to those who engage in them. Let me tell you exactly how comfortable I feel with a bunch of grandstanding politicians invoking Puritan sensibilities to divide behaviours into "virtues" and "vices" so they can justify taxing the hell out of the latter: It's a toss-up between "bugger-all" and "f&ck all y'all". Sure, there's an argument to be made that the state has a role in reducing the impact of harmful activities and tax incentives are a less dirigiste method of doing this than outright bans, but it kind of falls apart when certain activities are singled out for exorbitant levies and others get off scot free or nearly so.
   
   (Those of you in the audience who call yourselves Good Liberals can add in the fact that rates of smoking are higher among racial and ethnic minorities than among the general population. That is, the Vietnamese immigrant waitresses on Kenmore are paying more in taxes so the wealthy white males in Margate Park can pay less. Don't we all feel better just knowing that?)
4. It puts the state at odds with its public health mission. Okay, so say we accept that it's the state's role to protect us from ourselves by curbing harmful activities that we engage in willingly. If that's what we want it to do, where's the logic of making it dependent on those self-same activities for a significant portion of its revenue? Every smoker who kicks the habit means less money for the City, the County, and the State. How hard to you think their administrations going to urge the public health authorities under their control to reduce the number of smokers? Would you hire Keebler's PR firm to promote the Atkins diet?
5. It's pussilanimous. This is probably my biggest problem with the tax hike: It's a way of avoiding real budget reform. Everything about it smacks of desperate, short-term, ad hoc thinking. The fundamental problem is that the state spends more money than it takes in. The politicians are too cowardly do what it takes to rectify this, such as making deep cuts in expenditures, tackling corruption and bureaucratic inefficiency, and taking on the vested interests who oppose a more equitable tax regime.
   
   Smokers are a socially marginalised group without much clout or public support, so politicians feel free to stick it to them with impunity. Isn't that the kind of injustice government--if it has any justification at all--exists supposed to prevent rather than facilitate?

One of the main reasons the state is becoming increasingly reliant on sin taxes is that one of the best-connected interest groups are the property owners. The County can get away with a lot as long as it doesn't raise taxes on real estate. I recognise that my property taxes are probably lower than they need to be to support the level of public services that I expect, but I'm not exactly going to take to the streets asking for the county to tax me more--and I'm certainly not going to do it as long as much of my tax dollar is frittered away on graft, patronage, and subsidies. Still, if there were someone out there who was actually interested in reforming the tax regime to make it more comprehendable, equitable, and rational instead of just shifting the burden from one lobby to another, I would support them to the fullest--even if the end result was having to pay more. So where do we find this Solon?

German Word-of-the-Day for Owlet: Day 8

der Zuckerwürfel /'tsukər'vʏrfəl/ "sugarcube"

Another easy compound. The relationship of der Zucker to sugar and their common ancestor, Arabic sukkar is clear enough, but where does der Würfel come from? From the irregular verb werfen "to throw": ich werfe, ich warf, ich würfe (subjunctive), and ich habe geworfen. A Würfel, then, is something that is thrown--originally, almost certainly a playing die. Since the dice used in das Würfelspielen were traditionally cube-shaped, the word eventually came to mean a cube of anything, from an Eiswürfel to a Blitzwürfel.

Zucker doesn't only come in Würfel, of course. Der Zuckerhut is a rare sight today and most restaurants seem to prefer individual Zuckerpäckchen even to a Zuckerstreuer filled with loose granules, much less an old-fashioned Zuckerdose or Zuckerbüchse filled with cubes or Streuzucker. However you portion it out, the German partitive construction doesn't require any prepositions, just the two words side by side: ein Päckchen Zucker für eine Tasse Tee.

Questions:

1. How would you say "I play dice"?
2. Can you suggest English equivalents for the various compounds of Würfel and Zucker in the text?
3. If you have to guess the gender of Zuckerdose and Zuckerbüchse, what would you pick and why?
4. How would you say "a canister of sugar"? "A spoonful of sugar"?