Christmas Diary: Chrismukkah observed

I know I'm terribly behind in entries, but that's what happens when you live life a bit: You run out of free time to write about it. If I go into work on Wednesday (depending on what this slight headcold blossoms into), I'll play a little catch-up. Meanwhile, in honour of the rare confluence of a minor Jewish feast and a major cryptopagan one, enjoy this guide to celebrating a kosher Christmas--complete with Haggadah--merrily ganked from pne. (I had to stop reading it for fear of waking and frightening the children.)