Unapologetic apology for necessarily gratuitous linkage

I'm certain that this has been posted a million times to LJ already and been featured on fark.com et al. months, if not years ago. But the upside of being a snarky old curmudgeon is not giving a crap. Some of my friends haven't seen it yet and I've gone and told them about it, so I feel it only fair to provide them with a link. ( Forthwith, the tale of Boromir and his catapult. )