The coming fromage

monshu and I determined we haven't had enough fruitless quests lately and so decided to spend a rainy Friday evening going from shop to shop in North Chinatown looking for an odd citrus fruit called a "Buddha's hand". In one of the Vietnamese groceries, we saw a sign advertising familiar chubby red rounds of Edam cheese. Unfortunately, whoever stocked them apparently misread the label. I think they must've been looking at the Spanish description, which prosaically described them as "queso de bola" or "ball cheese", because the sign on them read EBOLA.