At what point did you realise you were listening to a Canadian?

This is an aggressive cheese. This is the kind of cheese that could wrestle a polar bear to the mat faster than the Flyers can take down the Leafs (OK, so the Leafs won big last night, but I've had my heart broken too many times to trust them this time). This is a cheese that could form its own separatist party. It's pretty damn tasty, but I'm starting to be afraid to open the refrigerator,no matter how much baking soda is in there. (From nitouche's journal.)