It seemed so real

Hey neighbours! Did y'all happen to notice if a jilted Hispanic woman was screaming and carrying on in our mutual street last night? She certainly was in my dream and I can't tell if this was prompted by external events or not. I know that the visions of her slamming herself into car hoods were inspired by the clunking of my window, but did I really imagine all the yelling and cursing?

No, it was not a restful night's sleep.

A votre sender!

This is a shout-out to sconstant, who, to quote the failure message I got when I tried to reply to her per e-mail, "does not like recipient." Hmph! Really, I don't care if you don't like me as long as you keep up the humourous comments. In any case, I was wondering if you noticed that (1) the Goretti girls made News of the Weird this week and (2) the snippet left out what gopower considered a crucial detail: That the girls themselves did not catch the guy. In fact, more than leaving it out, the article lies and said they did it themselves.

Today's words of wisdom

Courtesy of dkasak (though he don't know it yet):

"Finally, avoid companies run by uptight Christians or grads from the University of Chicago. Both groups feel they're better than you, and you don't need that grief."