PSA for service providers

How to say my name:

1. I am named for a prophet, not a king.
2. I am a man, not a woman.
3. I am not Dutch.
4. There are no long vowels, diphthongs, or silent letters in my name.
5. My surname does not end in s.

Hey sibs, add your own! It won't make you feel any better next time your name gets slaughtered, but it's quick, fun, and wastes a few more minutes of the day.

Yet another dream entry!

This are becoming such a regular treat (are they outnumber food entries by now? No WAY!) I should either stop doing them altogether or stop apologising for them. No contest.

I ran out of my GERD-suppresent Sunday and had to make do with a bellyload of calcium carbonate instead to handle the grilled merguez, duck, and pheasant sausages of dinner. I think this explains a lot. ( A little gross, but ya gotta love the symbolism! )