I got yer survey right here!

So all y'all who have been saying, "Ask me questions!", here are five that I really want to know the answers to:

1. Have travel fears (terrorism, SARS, etc.) given a boost to tourism in Central America or are USAmericans reluctant to vacation outside their country at all these days?
2. Why don't Palestinian terrorists give up soft targets for strategic economic ones? They could share the pain of their severe travel and work restrictions with Israel without, you know, getting condemned for indiscriminate murder.
3. Dialect question: "He has such tiny nipples topping off his big, soft ________."
4. Are you avoiding certain cities (like Toronto) or certain areas of cities (like Chinatown) out of fear of SARS? What do you think of people who do?
5. Is it a legitimate form of protest for those who supported the war in Iraq to boycott goods and services from and travel to countries (like France) where the vast majority of the population opposed it? What about countries (like Spain) where this was true but the leadership nonetheless supported the USA's position?

We win! Woo-hoo!

I'm surprised I haven't seen news of this in any of y'all's journals. I guess I've missed my last chance to violate the Texas sodomy law. Oh, darn!

I hope to celebrate this weekend by getting santorum all over myself. (That is, if my unsightly scalia has cleared up by then.)

Update:

GO ME!