SSC: Tearooms

I've never engaged in tearoom sex. (Backroom sex, yes, but not tearoom.) Yet, just as I cannot look at a man without evaluating his potential as a sexual partner, I can't look at a public restroom without evaluating its potential for "cottaging" (as the Brits so quaintly call it). Campuses tend to be full of great candidates. In the basement of the building next to mine is a spacious men's room with a u-shaped design. First time I saw it, I thought, "Man, this must've seen some serious action back in the day." And, sure enough, a co-worker later informed me that it appeared in some online sex guides. I just got back from Human Resources, where I made a pit stop in their basement men's room. The staff there is overwhelmingly female, so there's not much chance of being surprised, but it's cosy and close to a building entrance. I could imagine someone staking it out for a few hours every afternoon.

God, I can't wait till my boyfriend gets back...

Stop me before I poll again!

[Poll #148333]