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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2005-08-08 01:52 pm

Braver Newer World

Sojutinites! Does anyone remember the casting for [livejournal.com profile] princeofcairo's proposed "Worst Tempest Ever" (the blockbuster film)? What I recall is:
Jessica Alba: Miranda
Robin Williams: Caliban ("He wouldn't need any makeup, he'd just need to take off his shirt")
Val Kilmer: Prospero
I can't remember who Dermot Mulroney was supposed to play; my mind says "Gonzalo", but that doesn't really make sense, does it?

Suggestions for the rest of the cast? Don't hold back--it will have to be awfully stanky to live up to the title, given the depth of [livejournal.com profile] princeofcairo's loathing of Greenaway's Prospero's Books.

"Whoa...."

[identity profile] febrile.livejournal.com 2005-08-08 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Reuniting Bill & Ted to play Stefano and Trinculo.