Bourgeois twat update

[muckefuck]

So what have we learned? That dental floss can stay by the sink, but a nightguard should be kept in the cabinet. That a scrunchie can go on the towel ring with the handkerchief I use to clean my glasses but that a hairbrush gets put away. That underarm deodorant can stay out with the collection of colognes, and that hair gel belongs in the shower.

Comments

[areia.livejournal.com]

Have you reached a consensus on the one and only correct method for folding towels?

...as for towels...

[monshu.livejournal.com]

Ah, towels. Evidently they should be hung on the towel rack accross the room from the shower rather than slung over the shower curtain rod where they are so very handy.

On the plus side--they actually empptied the shredder bin and even my ashtray on the back porch.

Oh and pyrimidical piles are de rigeur--books, trivets, whatever should always be stacked largest to smallest and then something perched on top--e.g. a fruit bowl.

[cruiser.livejournal.com]

Unless your hair gel has label information in Polish, there's a good chance that Anna thought that it was shampoo and thought to herself, "Why is this out of the shower?"