A sandwich is just a sandwich

[muckefuck]

Today I was making french toast (a.k.a. "eggy bread") when I realised we had sliced turkey and asiago cheese in the meat drawer. Sadly no ham, so my sandwich was only three-quarters of the way to being a monte cristo. What to call such a near-miss? A "Monte Battista"? An "Edmond Dantès"? A "Pianosa"?

Comments

KIND O LIKE A....

[darkphuque.livejournal.com]

Croque Madame? I had something like that at a French Bakery, her ein SF 'cept it used swiss cheese....

Re: KIND O LIKE A....

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Ed, you're a genius! The all-turkey version of a monte cristo is obviously a morcerf!

Re: KIND O LIKE A....

[princeofcairo.livejournal.com]

Surely, it's a Monte Kosher.

Re: KIND O LIKE A....

[jhvilas.livejournal.com]

Nah: no meat and dairy together.

How about a "Christ Monty"? As in "Christ, Monty, did you forget to buy ham?" Or maybe a "Monte Criminy."