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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2006-03-27 10:05 am

Da's spirituality, reduced to two basic appetites

Why I could never be a Buddhist: The "No-Pork" thing.
Why I could never be a Jew: The "No-Pork" thing.
Why I could never be a Christian: The "No-Porking" thing.
Why I could never be a Muslim: The "No-Pork" thing and the "No-Porking" thing.
Why I could never be a Satanist: The whole "Porking-Pork" thing.