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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2006-03-27 10:05 am

Da's spirituality, reduced to two basic appetites

Why I could never be a Buddhist: The "No-Pork" thing.
Why I could never be a Jew: The "No-Pork" thing.
Why I could never be a Christian: The "No-Porking" thing.
Why I could never be a Muslim: The "No-Pork" thing and the "No-Porking" thing.
Why I could never be a Satanist: The whole "Porking-Pork" thing.

[identity profile] febrile.livejournal.com 2006-03-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I say, I find this to be rather *snerk*worthy!

[identity profile] snowy-owlet.livejournal.com 2006-03-27 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Pigs wot are good for your heart (http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&articleID=00095050-1EB7-1423-9EB783414B7F0000)

[identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com 2006-03-27 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm...roundworm DNA!

[identity profile] snowy-owlet.livejournal.com 2006-03-27 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Tasty AND squicky!

[identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com 2006-03-27 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why I could never be a Jew: The "No-Pork" thing.

I haven't had any problems. ^_-

[identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad Jew! Bad Jew!